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Touch Grass.

The ultimate gamified social detox helper that mocks your screen usage and challenges you to go outside and touch grass to earn XP. Check your Screen Rot Score and get roasted by Coach Cooked AI!

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Uncook Your Brain

A fun, modern way to disconnect from social media algorithms.

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Screen Rot Assessment

Connect your Screen Time data and find out where you stand. Our scoring engine places you in dynamic status tiers from a healthy Normie, to highly Cooked, or fully Terminal.

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ML Touch Grass Scanner

No cheating! Go outside and point the camera to actual trees, plants or grass. Our custom local Machine Learning model verifies real nature in real-time to validate your detox task and reward you with XP.

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AI Coach Cooked

Get roasted by our ruthless, sarcastic custom AI coach. It reads your app usage stats and generates personalized roasts that make fun of your digital addiction and push you to drop the phone.

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Gen-Z Slang Dictionary

Decode what the internet is saying. Browse our built-in curated dictionary of modern internet vocabulary, definitions, and usage contexts, with native vocal pronunciation playback.

Clean Streaks & Achievements

Track your consecutive days of offline sanity. Earn premium custom badges and unlock leveling achievements as you climb out of the digital rot and rebuild your focus span.

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Download Cooked today and start recovering control of your time, focus, and mental well-being.

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